141- Dying Horribly

Dane: [GM] You all continue back to camp without incident. There's a lot of people around and they're swarming the truck waiting to see what happened.
Joe: [OOC] I could totally make an incident between here and there.
Dane: [GM] WITHOUT INCIDENT.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari gets out of the truck back at camp. She has the crystal in her arms. "Could really use some personal space right about now."
Soo:[Kali dVostog] Kali gets out as well, looking around. "Be ever so humble, there's no place like crazy-cult-camp."
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey dusts off his jacket. "Oddly, there's probably less people here tryin' to kill us."
Soo: [OOC] We really should figure out what we're going to do here. Are we totally handing one of the keys to the apocalypse over to a guy who totally, you know, wants one of those?
Joe: [OOC] I'll give us some space.
Joe: [Lord Beefstorm] Beef jumps out of the truck. "Hey everyone! We just did something cool on behalf of your prophet guy! Make some space you ass-bandits!" He then takes the crystal from Mari and starts to wave it around. "Oooh, shiny!"
Ian: [OOC] Is 'ass-bandit' a setting appropriate word?
Kyle: [OOC] I'm fairly sure 'setting appropriate' is one of the default casualties of Joe's characters.
Dane: [GM] Despite Lord Beefstorm's terrible way of saying so, he is correct and people begin to get out of the group's way as they walk  toward Grandmaster Trant's home.
Soo: [Kali dVostog] "What do you suppose Trant will say when we get this to him" Kali says at low volume.
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] "Seein' a pattern over my career? Probably send us to git more a' these things."
Soo: [Kali dVostog] "I'm just curious at what point we're going to, you know, be heroes, stop gaining the cult's trust and stop them."
Dane: [Techie] "I'm trying to analyze the situation. If we strike to early, they'll be able to retry and have another go. We need to act when the blow will be decisive."
Ian: [Mari Shasho] "We could shoot Grandmaster Trant in the face as we go in. That'd hold things up."
Soo: [Kali dVostog] "Love, I'd like our plan to involve us not being butchered by cultists."
Ian: [Mari Shahso] "It's always the little details I miss..."
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] "Maybe we could sabotage it in some way..."
Ian: [Mari Shasho] "Ooh, we could put a bomb on it and give it to Trant, then blow it up the moment he touches it!"
Soo: [Kali dVostog] "Again, I would like to live through the plan."
Ian: [Mari Shasho] "We're not going to get anywhere with this if your not willing to take some compromises like 'dying horribly'."