137- That Can Be Fixed

[Dane] ROLLS. [GM] RECEIVES RESULTS.
Dane: [Techie] Techie doesn't seem to have any input.
Kyle: [OOC] How did Techie not have any input on this. She's a scientist!
Dane: [GM] She's a technician, not a scientist. Even if she was one, she's not a physicist.
Kyle: [OOC] Great, now we know who not to call when we need something's polarity reversed.
Soo: [OOC] I'm going to have to calibrate my own tachyon particles?
Kyle: [OOC] Apparently.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari starts her totally-going-to-work plan to cool off the lava by pulling the heat out of it with magic.
Dane: [GM] The plan oddly works and now you've managed to make a single stone clot covering the entrance to the hallway because I'm far too tired to come up with a good scientific reason why it shouldn't.
Ian: [OOC] I love it when a plan comes together.
Joe: [OOC] I love it when a plan hinges on the ignorance and apathy of the GM.
Dane: [GM] Hush up, you're still unconscious.
Joe: [OOC] My character is, not me.
Dane: [GM] That can be fixed.
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey heads up to the exit and ponders the stones that fell to block the way out.
Dane: [GM] There's a couple of fallen pillars but mercifully the stone here is porous, volcanic local material and it's not hard to move relative to the size of it. The time Mari bought the group is enough that you don't need to roll for it to clear the way if everyone helps.
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey sets the crystal down and shoves. "Gimme a 'and 'ere!"
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali helps a little with her hip, still dragging Beefstorm.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari shoves into it with her back.
Dane: [GM] The pillar rolls out of the way and you can see light up ahead.
Ian: [OOC] I'm curious. 
Dane: [GM] Go on...
Ian: [OOC] Why did you say 'the time Mari bought the group'?
Dane: [GM] Because this is about to happen...
Dane: [GM] The stone plug Mari made begins to shudder and then suddenly begins to shoot up the corridor like a cork! The pressure built up means a big slab of stone, backed by a wall of lava, is about to hit you.
Soo: [OOC] Well tits...
Dane: [GM] I know very little about physics, but I'm a GM so I know a LOT about massive amounts of pressure welling up behind the scenes.