Dane: [GM] Top of the turn order, so Soo is up.
Soo: [OOC] Well that guy on fire is getting closer, so I think he's the bigger issue.
Joe: [OOC] You're ignoring the 'on fire' part there.
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali hops out from behind the tree again and snaps off another shot at that guy I just mentioned.
Dane: [GM] Greeeeat roleplaying there.
Soo: [OOC] Shut up and let me roll my dice dice-man.
[Soo] ROLLS. [GM] RECEIVES RESULTS.
Dane: [GM] You hit the burning man with your small-caliber hold-out pistol. He falls to the ground and starts roll in the snow to douse himself.
Ian: [OOC] Kinda got to wonder why he didn't, you know, do that in the first place.
Joe: [OOC] I think it's reasonable to believe that some day you'll be on fire Ian, and we can all ask you. Anyhow, I'm up.
Joe: [GR-210] GR-210 skitters over to the burning man and pounces on him, stabbing viciously with his little robot-spider-legs.
Ian: [OOC] That's mildly...
Soo: [OOC] Please say 'horrific' so I can keep respecting you Ian.
Joe: [OOC] Hear that Ian? If you don't dislike this quickly, Soo will stop giving you hourly mouth inspections with her assistant Nurse Tongue.
Soo: [OOC] We're not dating, for the last damn time.
Joe: [OOC] You keep saying that, but the evidence keeps mounting.
Ian: [OOC] What evidence?!
Dane: [GM] JOE: ROLL THE DAMN DICE. SOO, IAN AND KYLE STOP ENCOURAGING HIM.
Kyle: [OOC] A) I wasn't even talking B) I like how Dane is willing to talk in all-caps, but not willing to use a serial comma.
[Joe] ROLLS. [GM] RECEIVES RESULTS.
Dane: [GM] GR-210 viciously stabs the burning man, severing a major artery and giving the man the sweet release of death that some of us can only dream about.
Dane: [GM] Shooter 1 is now out of the game, so Ian is up.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari bunkers down behind the tree. "I think we're gonna have more trouble inside, so I think I should let you guys take care of that last one alright?" She pulls out a healing potion and keeps it in-hand.
Ian: [OOC] I only bought a couple of these, and I'd rather not use them for non-emergencies, but if Bailey get's clipped again, he'll need it.
Soo: [OOC] This game has healing items? Why haven't we been using them?
Kyle: [OOC] Healing potions and a few others. They're just expensive.
Soo: [OOC] I'm Dagney f**king Tagart here and we're saving money on things that avoid us dying?!
Ian: [OOC] That's a surprisingly err... highbrow reference to make.
Joe: [OOC] I didn't get it.
Ian: [OOC] You never read Atlas Shrugged?
Joe: [OOC] I played Bioshock, same thing right?
[Dane] ROLLS. [GM] RECEIVES RESULTS.
Soo: [OOC] Wait, what's he rolling for?
Dane: [GM] Shooter 2's turn is after Ians, aka WHEN YOU ALL WERE RAMBLING ABOUT AYN RAND INSTEAD OF PLAYING THE GAME. Also, the second shooter's bullet blasts the healing potion out of Mari's hand, sending glass shooting everywhere. Mari narrowly avoids hurting herself.
Joe: [OOC] You shot at an item purely to get us to pay attention, didn't you?
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey snaps off another shot at the shooter, despite the distance.
[Kyle] ROLLS. [GM] RECEIVES RESULTS.
Dane: [GM] Despite the long shot, you hit the man and he appears to fall silent on the ground.
Joe: [OOC] Who is John Galt? MY BITCH!
Ian: [OOC] The crude application of that reference leads me to believe Joe is currently on Wikipedia as we speak.
Soo: [OOC] It wasn't so much crude as it was illogical.
Joe: [OOC] It says here in this review that Rand's writing was often considered obtuse and hateful. Do you think that mean's Ayn Rand liked Synnibar?
Soo: [OOC] I'm trying to process the concept of Ayn Rand: Gamer-Girl.
Kyle: [OOC] The parasite does not craft magic items, indeed he doesn't even take the feat. Instead he merely loots magic items crafted by others.