107- The Goddamn Tunnel

Dane: [GM] You have just disposed of your two attackers when you notice that, just around the bank of the rise the village sits on, there's a wooden door swinging open. It would seem your attackers came from some kind of secret tunnel that goes under the town.
Kyle: [OOC] That's how you say "You messed up and I'm tossing you a bone" in GMese.
Dane: [GM] You're welcome to stay here on the surface and gunfight with the hundred cultists that are aiming for you. I will roll every single one of those attacks. 
Kyle: [OOC] I didn't say I wouldn't take that bone, you know.
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey hauls ass for the door.
Joe: [GR-210] GR-210 flies behind him.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari surveys the enemy positions. "Figure we can take them with me lobbing fireballs at every chance and you giving covering fire, eh Kali?"
Soo: [Kali dVostog] "It could work."
Dane: [GM] One of the cultists in view is carrying a rocket launcher. A very big one that shoots other rocket launchers. And those don't launch rockets at all: they shoot semi-trucks making deliveries from the rocket factory.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] "We go for that guy first."
Dane: [GM] Suddenly you hear someone yell "Hey everyone! We just go a delivery of even MORE rocket-rocket-truck launchers!"
Soo: [OOC] Hmm, if we hit one of them with a fireball and they're all carrying those things, they'll probably blow themselves up pretty efficiently.
Ian: [OOC] I've got a fire spell that can pierce armor. I'll aim for the launcher. It's got to be fairly big.
Dane: [GM] GET IN THE GODDAMN TUNNEL.
Soo: [OOC] Eesh, yes mom.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari grabs Kali's hand and the two of them run for the tunnel.
Dane: [GM] The tunnel is cramped. You can only go single-file through it as it heads into town. The walls are held up with rafters like a mining tunnel and a series of crude lamps cast dim light. There's more light up ahead. You can head the chaos of the fire and the guns going off up top. Apparently they haven't noticed you escaped yet.
Joe: [OOC] Okay, in the interests of evading traps, Bailey goes first.
Kyle: [OOC] Why me?
Joe: [OOC] Because really we don't have anyone particularly suited to going ahead and you're the most expendable. Kali and Mari are chicks so they can probably just cry if we get caught and I can just pretend to be broken as long as I need to. You're the odd, and only, man out.
Soo: [OOC] Why would Kali start crying if we got caught? She didn't really react too much to being delimbed and shot in the past.
Joe: [OOC] I dunno, figured these guys probably wouldn't be in a cult if they had normal sex lives. We can just sort of nookie our way out of any trouble.
Ian: [OOC] I am not whoring my character to pass a challenge.
Joe: [OOC] Technically you get rewarded for passing a challenge, not how you accomplish it. Just think of it like being a stripper to pay for college.
Ian: [OOC] How Mari paid for wizard school is a private matter!