Monday, April 7, 2014

93- Chaotic Evil Party

Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali sighs again and looks around for some kind of transportation.
Dane: [GM] There's a farmer with a truck by the side of the station. It looks like he just finished unloading stuff from his bed and is preparing to depart.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] "I bet that farmer could get us to Jenise Langley's farm."
Soo: [Kali dVostog] "How do we know he's even going in that direction?"
Ian: [OOC] ... Damn it. How do you say "because Dane wouldn't have told us otherwise" in character?
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] "Call it a hunch."
Kyle: [OOC] Very easily Ian. Gut feelings are the spackle of narrative.
Joe: [OOC] You know, like how on the old Superfriends show they would always come up with the solution to a problem with a vocalized, meandering thought process.
Ian: [OOC] Oh yeah. "The Riddler said Aquaman was in for a 'cold reception'. Cold... snow... winter... seasons... fall... He's going to throw Aquaman off Niagra Falls!"
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali walks over to the farmer. "A good day to you sir. We just got here and we need a ride to a farm. Can we commission your truck?"
Dane: [GM] The farmer tilts his head. "Gus dun' like strangers. Specially not strangers what talk funny."
Joe: [OOC] Dear God, it's worse than I thought. We're not just in New Zealand, we're in the deep south of New Zealand.
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey walks up. "Dun' mind the missus Gus, she ain' used tah bein' outta the city an' all."
Dane: [GM] Gus the farmer smiles at Bailey. "Now sum'muns talkin' sense. Sah wassa buncha city-slickers doin' out 'ere anyhow."
Joe: [OOC] Betcha Bailey can squeal like a piggy.
Dane: [GM] As Gus talks Mari notices something. Under his overalls, Gus has a tattoo. A tattoo that looks an awful lot like the insignia of the Order of the Opening Eye!
Soo: [OOC] I'm going to try very hard not to wonder why Mari was looking down a redneck's pants in the first place.
Joe: [OOC] Overalls aren't pants Soo. They're a lifestyle choice. You know, like wearing sandals with sweatpants or trolling Youtube.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] "We've come for some enlightening sight-seeing." Mari horribly elongates the word enlightening while pointing to her eye."
Dane: [GM] "Gus is thinkin' Gus is gettin' the idea. Yer here tah see Jen up at the ol' Langley stead, yeah?"
Joe: [GR-210] "That was who Dr. Himmult told us to see."
Dane: [Danielle] Danielle looks around, making sure no one else is listening. "My lord, please be more subtle."
Joe: [GR-210] "Now now my dear. You should know the only thing subtle about me is the political subtext in everything I say.
Joe: [OOC] Hey kids, here's a fun game! Try to figure out GR-210's political alignment based on things he says and does!
Ian: [OOC] Is 'Chaotic Evil' considered a political alignment?
Kyle: [OOC] Usually when someone says chaotic evil party, they mean that disastrous 'all evil' campaign that every RPGer experiences once in their life.
Joe: [OOC] We believe in equality for all: the same degree of depraved violence for everyone regardless of race, creed or orientation.
Soo: [OOC] "Vote Chaotic Evil: All Politicians are Evil, We're Just Honest Too"

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