Dane: [GM] Grandmaster Trant gives you each a iced drink in a cup. "I'll have my best scout lead you to the town I'm worried about. I'm sure you kids will do just fabulous."
Soo: [OOC] He had to use 'fabulous' didn't he?
Joe: [GR-210] GR-210 gives his drink to Danielle instead and buzzes out the door. "Come on lads, it's time to prove ourselves!"
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey tips his hat to Trant and winks at Jenise. "Les' git to it."
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali groans Bailey's behavior and hauls Mari out by the wrist.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari waves goodbye and is hauled out.
Dane: [GM] Aren't you forgetting something?
Kyle: [OOC] Oh yeah... I should have made some kind of one-liner there. Something swarthy and charming.
Ian: [OOC] We should have asked him for weapons or support. I think we can manage.
Dane: [GM] I hate you all.
Soo: [OOC] Oh, the listening device. We kind of dropped the ball there.
Joe: [OOC] Lets just tie it to a rock and throw it through the window.
Ian: [OOC] That strikes me as um... I'm not really sure how to say "so stupid it gives me minor brain damage trying to think of it".
Joe: [OOC] Fine, fine. Plan B time.
Joe: [GR-210] GR-210 flies over to Mari and steals the listening device. "Danielle. Take this with you and go back inside. Tell Grandmaster Trant that we think you should stay here while we go on this dangerous mission. Do anything needed to stay in his good graces. While you're in there, use the device to spy on the Order."
Dane: [Danielle] "B... but I have no training in spying."
Joe: [GR-210] "But you do have training in following my orders. Now hop to it missy!"
Dane: [Danielle] Danielle nods weakly. "I will miss you..." She then takes the device and goes back inside.
Joe: [OOC] They're so cute when they pretend to have free will. Anyhow, mission accomplished.
Soo: [OOC] Grandmaster Trant gave us mixed drinks. We just sent an emotionally unstable young woman to do something dangerous purely because we were too incompetent to do it ourselves.
Ian: [OOC] Don't forget that we're working for a shadowy government agency and that we're probably responsible for at least 100 deaths at this point.
Soo: [OOC] Dane, I'm not sure if this degree of self-awareness is good or not but... are we evil?
Dane: [GM] Whenever we're playing this and I look out the window, I see a flaming, two-headed goat speaking religious verses in backwards Latin. I'm sure those two things are unrelated though.
Joe: [OOC] You see Mr. Fungoat too? I thought it was just me.
Soo: [OOC] I'm going to go see if the milk in my fridge curdled spontaneously.