Dane: [GM] The truck stops at the base of a hill. A small stone retaining wall runs around the hill but it is clearly for sheep and you could easily walk over it. A small farmhouse sits near the top of the hill. Gus grumbles. "Gus want yall ta' tell Langle'h he ain' a taxi service."
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey climbs out and looks around.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari escapes the vehicle as quickly as possible and tries to stabilize her stomach.
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali hops out.
Joe: [GR-210] GR hop out... oh wait! No he doesn't! Because he's inherently better than everyone else and can FLY.
Dane: [Danielle] Danielle gets out of the front seat and walks around to meet the group as Gus drives away.
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] "Wha'tta odd feller."
Dane: [Danielle] "For an uneducated farmer with a distinct issue with pronoun usage, he actually is very well-read on the topic of philosophy. I think I now have a term for the degenerating, doomed outlook I have on life."
Joe: [OOC] I always thought of Danielle as an existential nihilist.
Kyle: [OOC] I always thought of Danielle as an amalgam of disturbing characteristics.
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali starts to walk toward the house. "Time to get this started. Now stay in character everyone."
Joe: [OOC] We're roleplaying characters who are roleplaying characters. This is getting delightfully meta.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari follows along, looking at the farm.
Kyle: [OOC] I think Bailey has the Shadowrun core rulebook in his gear. We can get this even more meta.
Soo: [OOC] So I would RP Kali, who is RPing a con artist, who is RPing a cyberpunk mercenary?
Ian: [OOC] Until that mercenary buys a copy of the DnD books and starts being a wizard.
Joe: [OOC] And then that wizard uses a wish spell to order the rules for Eldaria where she starts to RP a rich noblewoman with one arm...
Soo: [OOC] Keep the plot going without me, I think I'm getting a nosebleed.
Joe: [OOC] Come on Ian. Let's go RP d20 Modern characters who are playing a game of Exalted.
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey walks up to the door of the farmhouse and knocks on it. "Eyo! We were sent 'ere by doc' Himmult."
Joe: [OOC] REAL subtle Kyle.
Kyle: [OOC] Why would we be subtle if we're legit cultists? This is just sealing the deal.
Joe: [OOC] Somehow I think even actual apocalyptic cultists are more subtle than that.
Dane: [GM] Jenise Langley comes to the door, a shotgun in hand. She is a youngish woman, probably in her mid-twenties with dark brown skin and black hair. Her clothing is typical of a farmer but her manner of holding that gun looks a bit more professional than a bumpkin with a boomstick. "Will you keep it down out here?! I ain't runnin' an in'fermation booth."
Ian: [OOC] Some day we'll meet a character who doesn't speak with apostrophes and I'm going to be ever so happy.