Soo: [OOC] I'm at tier two on that, so I can blink things up to my body weight.
Joe: [OOC] This will work. Soo may be short, but she's stocky and dense. We can probably get a lot of mileage out of a rock that size.
Soo: [OOC] MY CHARACTER'S body weight.
Joe: [OOC] Well crap that changes everything. Soo's wish-fulfillment bean-pole is probably the least useful option for that. She's even short a limb so she'll weigh less than a normal person of her height and build. Come to think of it, has Kali's appearance been relevant yet? Can we just SAY she's a fatty now?
Soo: [OOC] I'm going to destroy you.
Kyle: [OOC] Dane, why don't you pitch in before we have to replace two players, one in the morgue and the other jail.
Ian: [OOC] One got wasted and the other's a waste!
Kyle: [OOC] *sigh* Thank you Kyle, what this needed was more two-decade old musical references.
Dane: [GM] There is totally a rock of the appropriate size in the room. A big old chunk of fallen statue. A head to be specifically.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari takes something weighty and crudely bolts the chain onto the rock. "Send it over Kali!"
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali casts Direct Teleportation on the rock, to send it over to the platform.
Dane: [GM] A brief shimmer of sparkles dance about the rock and then suddenly the air seems to warp. The chunk of statue appears on the other platform in a pop of sparkles.
Kyle: [OOC] Hooray!
Dane: [GM] However, since the chain was attached to this side of the chasm, you were attempting to target something connected to the rest of the room, way, way beyond a character's weight. So the rock gets there but the chain just stays were it is, flopping to the floor with a cold clank.
Kyle: [OOC] Unhooray!
Ian: [OOC] Why didn't you point out that blinking can't work like that?
Dane: [GM] I have to be happy too you know.
Soo: [OOC] Oh for the love of...
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali Direct Teleports HERSELF to the platform. "Mari, throw me the damn chain."
Joe: [OOC] That would work...
Soo: [OOC] If I let this go on any longer I would have to start hating people. Decided to resolve it.
Joe: [OOC] Yeah, but now we need to figure out how much that rock weighs to see if it supports our characters. How fat is Kali again?
Soo: [OOC] She's between 140 and I'M GOING TO END YOU.