Friday, July 11, 2014

127- Unhooray

Ian: [OOC] How about this: we get a big rock or something, affix the chain to it, and we have Kali use her teleportation magic to blink it over to the other side. It's like Joe's plan only not stupid.
Soo: [OOC] I'm at tier two on that, so I can blink things up to my body weight.
Joe: [OOC] This will work. Soo may be short, but she's stocky and dense. We can probably get a lot of mileage out of a rock that size.
Soo: [OOC] MY CHARACTER'S body weight.
Joe: [OOC] Well crap that changes everything. Soo's wish-fulfillment bean-pole is probably the least useful option for that. She's even short  a limb so she'll weigh less than a normal person of her height and build. Come to think of it, has Kali's appearance been relevant yet? Can we just SAY she's a fatty now?
Soo: [OOC] I'm going to destroy you.
Kyle: [OOC] Dane, why don't you pitch in before we have to replace two players, one in the morgue and the other jail.
Ian: [OOC] One got wasted and the other's a waste!
Kyle: [OOC] *sigh* Thank you Kyle, what this needed was more two-decade old musical references.
Dane: [GM] There is totally a rock of the appropriate size in the room. A big old chunk of fallen statue. A head to be specifically.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari takes something weighty and crudely bolts the chain onto the rock. "Send it over Kali!"
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali casts Direct Teleportation on the rock, to send it over to the platform.
Dane: [GM] A brief shimmer of sparkles dance about the rock and then suddenly the air seems to warp. The chunk of statue appears on the other platform in a pop of sparkles. 
Kyle: [OOC] Hooray!
Dane: [GM] However, since the chain was attached to this side of the chasm, you were attempting to target something connected to the rest of the room, way, way beyond a character's weight. So the rock gets there but the chain just stays were it is, flopping to the floor with a cold clank.
Kyle: [OOC] Unhooray!
Ian: [OOC] Why didn't you point out that blinking can't work like that?
Dane: [GM] I have to be happy too you know.
Soo: [OOC] Oh for the love of...
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali Direct Teleports HERSELF to the platform. "Mari, throw me the damn chain."
Joe: [OOC] That would work...
Soo: [OOC] If I let this go on any longer I would have to start hating people. Decided to resolve it.
Joe: [OOC] Yeah, but now we need to figure out how much that rock weighs to see if it supports our characters. How fat is Kali again?
Soo: [OOC] She's between 140 and I'M GOING TO END YOU.

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