Monday, July 21, 2014

131- Hail to the King

Kyle: [OOC] I'm up right?
Dane: [GM] As up as my blood pressure while talking to this group.
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey whips around all cool-like and draws his revolvers. "Ey! 'ang on kid!" he yells and shoots both pistols at the Lava Yeti.
Kyle: [OOC] Err or is that 'lava yeti'.
Soo: [OOC] I'm not sure.
Ian: [OOC] Did we establish that yet? I mean, I feel like it should be lower-case, since its name isn't Lava Yeti in the proper sense.
Joe: [OOC] True, I doubt that's on the business card.
Soo: [OOC] But to be fair, 'Lava Yeti' could be the proper name for the species.
Joe: [OOC] Yeah but you call a giraffe a giraffe, not Giraffe.
Dane: [GM] You people excel at ruining tension, you know that right?
Ian: [OOC] We all have to be good at something. 
Kyle: [OOC] Well it could be capitalized if 'Lava Yeti' is like a formal title. Like being a Lava Yeti is a rank.
Soo: [OOC] That makes sense. Maybe this one is some kind of Lava Yeti monarch.
Dane: [GM] Startlingly, both of your shots hit the Lava Yeti in the face. The monster arches backward and holds its face, which is now spewing molten magma as it thrashes about.
Soo: [OOC] Hey, Dane used the capitalized version.
Kyle: [OOC] Cool! Bailey attempted regicide.
Dane: [GM] SHUT UP.
Dane: [Lava Yeti, severely wounded] The monster thrashes about, its very form seems to be faltering as it staggers about. The shape of the beast is apparently only held together by whatever force makes a sentient lava monster in the first place. Great leaks of lava stream from cracks bursting up below the monster's pelt.
Joe: [OOC] Holy crap, it's not just the Lava Yeti King, it's the Water Balloon Lava Yeti King.
Soo: [OOC] Wouldn't that be a Lava Balloon Lava Yeti King? I mean, there's no water involved.
Joe: [OOC] Fair, but that sounded redundant.
Ian: [OOC] Ah, the eternal struggle between eloquence and information.
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali tries to snap off another shot at the Lava Yeti.
Dane: [GM] The beast is hit one last time in the chest. Danielle jumps down off it as it staggers off the walkway and into the lava below.
Soo: [OOC] Hail to the king, baby!
Dane: [GM] I'm going to kill you with a stick, Soo. With. A. Stick.

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