Monday, February 10, 2014

70- Step Forward

Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali walks back up to the top of the pyramid, or what's left of it.
Dane: [GM] The pyramid has been blown open by about two levels. Any rooms that might have been on those floors are now unrecognizable rubble. You see a small trap door, blown partially off its hinges, in the middle of the wreckage.
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] "Wasn't there a trap'der on the top when we started?" Bailey comments as she walks up to the top.
Joe: [OOC] Translation: Dane doesn't feel like redesigning the place on the fly so we're going in the same way and just skipping some floors.
Dane: [GM] SHUT UP. And yes.
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey kicks the trap door, trying to shove it aside with his boot.
Dane: [GM] The door brushes aside easily. A dark descent looms below you. There are stones ledges sticking out of the shaft that serve as a ladder of sorts. You cannot see the bottom.
Joe: [GR-210] GR-210 skitters close to the edge and looks down. "So whose going to step forward and get down there first? I recommend Bailey as he is the least useful and most expendable."
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari looks down the hole. "Seems deep..."
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey hums as he thinks for a moment then steps forward... to kick GR down the chute.
Joe: [OOC] Son of a bitch!
Dane: [GM] GR-210 flings down the shaft, bouncing his metal head along the walls as he falls. He hits the ground with a metallic clank. One minor wound Joe.
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] "Fig'ure he's got his little headlamp eye's n' all... Also it was funny."
Joe: [OOC] Son of a double bitch!
Dane: [Danielle] Danielle watches this all happen then dives at the hole, nearly falling into it herself. "Master!" She then gets up and takes a swing at Kyle, enraged.
Soo: [OOC] And now the minor gag spirals invariably out of control.
Dane: [GM] However, Danielle misses.
Ian: [Mari Shasho] Mari tackles Danielle and tries to calm her down.
Joe: [OOC] You've backstabbed me, fermented anarchy and stalled the game all over a minor slight. I've taught you well Kyle.
Dane: [GM] Mari successfully pins Danielle down.
Soo: [Kali dVostog] "GR! Say something to your damn maid!"
Joe: [GR-210] GR-210 calls up from the depths. "Danielle! I'm fine... but keep trying to hurt them anyway. It would please me."
Soo: [OOC] Is there going to be an issue with Kali climbing down this chute with one arm Dane?
Dane: [GM] It's fairly narrow, she can push her back against the far wall. So I'll let it slide.
Soo: [OOC] Perfect then.
Soo: [Kali dVostog] "GR! I'm coming down there and personally kicking you into a wall!" She begins to descend.
Joe: [OOC] A wizard chick is wrestling with a French maid on top of a Mayan pyramid. This is so going into my romance novel.
Kyle: [OOC] This kind of warrants the Benny Hill theme.
Dane: [GM] Ya know, there was supposed to be a trap here, but I think you're doing a great job all by yourselves.
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali gets down the chute and looks around in the dark. "GR? Come out! I'm only going to brutalize you, not kill you."
Joe: [GR-210] GR turns on his eye-lamps and tries to blind Kali. "NINJA OF THE NIGHT!"
Dane: [GM] As soon as the room is illuminated you are assaulted on all sides with horrific images of human sacrifice and slaughter. The very stone in this room has been carved to resemble writhing corpses. Red paint looks like slick blood in the illumination.
Soo: [Kali dVostog] Kali is briefly startled by all of that stuff Dane just described.
Joe: [OOC] Smooth RPing there.
Soo: [OOC] Shut up.
Soo: [Kali dVostog] "Um... guys... I think you need to see this."
Kyle: [Bailey Hunt] Bailey is still up top, watching Mari and Danielle wrestle. He's started to smoke. "Miss, I'm thinkin' I'm seein' all I need to be seein'."
Ian: [OOC] I feel like Bailey's one step forward has been somewhat less progress-oriented than would be expected.


  1. Joe uses Kyle's color. (I'ma get that sandwich!)

    1. Maybe it's all part of some vast, interactive conspiracy where I'm trying to subtly hint that Joe and Kyle are the same person in a massive Tyler Durden type plot twi-... oh damn no it's just a typo. I should clarify that the sandwich is only from the standard and breakfast menus and precludes premium and promotional items.